How Is The Boss
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. ......
Written on 27/11/2008

Lonely Widow
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP 70's, MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL ......
Written on 09/12/2008

Under A Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told ......
Written on 13/12/2008

Men And Women.. There Is A Difference....
Men and Women.. There is a difference.... 1. A man will pay 2 for a 1 item he wants, A woman will pay 1 for a 2 item that she doesn't want 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future ......
Written on 14/12/2008

Getting Screwed
lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative he kept ......
Written on 21/12/2008