Married Couple Joke
A married couple both 62 were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly a little fairy appeared at their table. "For being an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish". "Oh ......
Written on 22/11/2008

40 Bucks
A guy calls his old, recently married drinking buddy and asks him to get a beer after work. The newlywed protested at first, then agreed to have one beer. Several hours later, both guys are drunk, and the newlywed pukes all over himself and his shirt. He immediately begins to worry ......
Written on 22/11/2008

Husband 11
The taxman: On their wedding night, a young bride told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin". "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative. He kept telling me how great it's going to ......
Written on 23/11/2008

Facts Of Life
There was a father and his little boy that went into a local drug store to pick up a prescription. While in the store the little boy was looking around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the ......
Written on 25/11/2008

Washing Machine
A youngish married couple with kids were having it rough finding time for sex without staying up late. They devised a scheme where one would ask the other "Are we able to use the washing machine tonight?" Meaning, of course, "Wanna f**k?" Tonight the wife said no. The next night she ......
Written on 26/11/2008