Magic Sandals
This married couple were on holiday in India. They were touring around a busy Bombay marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." The married couple walked ......
Written on 03/10/2008

Bird's Ands Bee's
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss ......
Written on 14/10/2008

Marriage
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a c**ktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted ......
Written on 16/10/2008

Jamaican Sandals
A married couple walked into a tourist shop. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he ......
Written on 17/10/2008

Pants And Panties
A typical macho man married the typical good-looking lady. On there honey moon before they crawled into bed he says to his wife, "honey I want you to do something for me" She's thinking oh great he wants it his way, so she says, "Yes dear what would you like me ......
Written on 19/10/2008