Little Johnny 2
"Well, the answer is four, " said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None.", replied Johnny ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Marriage Counsellor
A couple whose marriage was on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage counsellor. The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, but they were adamant. "So, " said the counsellor, "you know the consequences and you want to part. Remember this. You must divide your property equally." ......
Written on 21/09/2008

Might Be Old... But Oh Well
A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. ......
Written on 27/09/2008

The Old Man
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling.COLOR darkblue "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 yr old bride who is pregnant with my child, what do you think about that?" Says the old guy. The doctor ......
Written on 29/09/2008

Strict Sex Schedule
A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon, but when the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex schedule to their work schedule. So every day the husband would get home at 5 o'clock, and every day they would go to ......
Written on 01/10/2008