Miss Bea
Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have ......
Written on 19/07/2009

10 Signs You Might Be Trailer Trash
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Late Home
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and ......
Written on 19/07/2009

The Avid Hunter
An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Nun Of It Is True
A cabby picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and the driver won't stop staring at her. She aks him why he is staring. He replies "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you" She answers"My son, you cannot offend me. ......
Written on 19/07/2009