Ten Husband Still A Virgin Sex Joke
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative he kept ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Dear Tide
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Jockes
how can you tell a pole designed the lower half of a womens anatomy? who else would put the shithole so close to the snack bar? what is the difference between parsley and p***y? nobody eats parsley considering that in order to get married, you have to have a marriage license, ......
Written on 10/09/2008

In Honor Of April 15th
i know im a day late.....but i was filling out last minute tax forms all day.... Tax truth At first I thought this was funny..then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table ......
Written on 10/09/2008

4th Marriage
The local news station was interviewing an 80 year old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral ......
Written on 10/09/2008