Irish Joke 1 - Full Joke.
An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. "No, " replied the Irishman "I've lost all me luggage!" "How'd that happen?" "The cork fell out!" said the Irishman.......
Written on 06/04/2009

Scousers - Full Joke.
40 scousers arrived at heavens pearly gates, St Peter says "we only have room for 12 of you so you must decide between you who is coming in" 5 minutes later Peter says to God "They've gone" God says "what all of them" to which Peter responds "no the f..king gates"......
Written on 23/05/2009

Naughty Boy
A naughty school boy draws a picture of a p***s on the blackboard. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next morning the boy draws a larger p***s and once again the teacher rubs it off. Following morning he draws an even larger p***s and writes below it " The more you rub, ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Oops!
Three girls are sitting on stools at a bar. The 3 of them are arguing on who is the slackest. The first one says: "My boyfriend can put his whole fist in my p***y!!!" The second one says: "Oh ya? Well my boyfriend can put his whole head in my p***y!" ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Extra Large
A woman walks into a pharmacy and tentatively approaches the pharmacist. The pharmacist, seeing her hesitancy, asks if there is anything that he can do for her. She asks him in a quiet voice, "Do you carry extra large condoms?" He points to where they are and asks if she wants ......
Written on 24/05/2009