Ugly Person's Illness
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "I'm sure ......
Written on 30/11/2008

80 Yr Old Woman
an 80 yr old woman goes to visit her new doctor After reviewing her file he discovers she is taking a birth control pill.He tells her she really doesn't need this pill but she replies that it helps her sleep at night. He assuresher there is nothing in this birth control ......
Written on 02/12/2008

What's The Difference?
What's the difference between a: Catholic Bra Salvation Army Bra Presbyterian Bra AND FINALLY ... A Jewish Bra? WELL .... A Catholic Bra "lifts" the masses. A Salvation Army Bra "supports" the masses A Presbyterian Bra keeps the masses staunch and upright. AND ... A Jewish Bra, just makes mountains out ......
Written on 07/12/2008

I'll Tell Him Later... - Full Joke.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband, " she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"......
Written on 16/12/2008

Joke
a couple is sitting at the breakfast table when the wife says hun do u know this is our 50ith anniversary and her husband says yes i know and she says do u remember when we were younger and used to have breakfast completely naked why dont we do that know ......
Written on 22/12/2008