Ex Wife
a man and his wife are dinning at a plush restaurant and the husband kept staring at a drunken old lady swigging her gin she was sitting all alone his wife asked "do you know her? "yes answered the husband "she's my ex wife she srarted drinking after we divorced 7 ......
Written on 19/11/2008

A Lady To Smart To Fall For The Old Routine!
the pickup truck coasted to a stop by the edge of the road "we're out of gas "said the young man smiling wickedly "yeah i thought you just might be "the girl replied pulling a flask from her purse "yeah baby the young man exclaimed ehat have you got? vodka? gin? ......
Written on 20/11/2008

Salt Lick
a rancher has a bull that won't breed cows in the heard his vet gives him a medicated salt lick for the bull to try the first time the bull licks the block of salt the bull immediatly f**ks every cow in the pasture while continuing to use the salt lick ......
Written on 20/11/2008

O'walkman
o walkman my walkman I groove the tapes you play your phones stay wrapped around my head from dawn till end of day o'walkman my walkman you fill my life with sound because of you I now block out all other sounds around o walkman my walkman I hear you there's ......
Written on 25/11/2008

Farmer
A farmer comes home from a hard day out in the fields and walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says "This is the pig I've been f**king" the wife says "You dumbass thats not a pig its a sheep" He says "Shut up I wasn't talking ......
Written on 29/11/2008