The Wife Miss Understand Or Did She ? - Full Joke.
A man shouted to his wife "come here and look at my clock".She walks in to find him naked with a hard on.She say "thats not a clock".He said "it will be when you put 2hands and a face on it" . CHINESEGUY10 ......
Written on 06/10/2008

Start Over Again
A man arrives home from work at the usual time of 5 p.m. His wife immediately begins yelling at him for no reason. After two hours of her complaining, he turns to her and says, Honey, why dont I go outside, pretend I just came home, and we can start ......
Written on 11/10/2008

Married - Full Joke.
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today, " Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money, " she replied.......
Written on 17/10/2008

Obstetrician Visit
Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..." "I know, I know, " the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Used
A dejected used car salesman was sitting in the corner drowning his problems. "What's up?" asked the local harlot. "Things aren't going too well. If I don't sell more cars, I'll lose my arse." "I know how you feel", said the harlot. "If I don't sell more arse this month, I'll ......
Written on 20/10/2008