Stub - Full Joke.
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."......
Written on 24/05/2009

Oldie But A Goodie
A man walks up to a beutiful woman at a party. He asks" Have you got a keg in those pants?" Confused and starting to feel offended she states "excuse me?". To which he replies, "'cause I would love to tap that ass!"---very cheesy pick up line that I am sad ......
Written on 12/06/2009

How Loose Is Too Loose?
Three "loose women" are sitting at the bar, talking about how loose they really are. "I can fit my husband's fist, " the first says. "Oh yeah? Well I masturbae with a bowling pin!" exclaimes the second. The look at the third woman, but she doesn't say a ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Whacky Answers!! -2
---------- Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck. Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Whacky Answers!! -1
---------- Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A. Yes. He's all right now. Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. How do ......
Written on 19/07/2009