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Free Fun... More mature adult fun here Three persons, while drinking were discussing about the best bargain available in London pubs. First person said I know a bar, where food is always on the house Second person bragged that This is nothing I know a joint where after two pegs third one is free. To this third person ...... Written on 06/04/2009 |
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Make My Horse Laugh... This guy's walking through a run-down part of town, and he sees a sign in the window of a bar. It reads: "Make My Horse Laugh, And Your Lunch Is Free!!" He thinks about it for a second, and then goes into the bar. He asks the barman ...... Written on 06/04/2009 |
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Little Red Riding Hood................... little red riding hood was walking in the forest, when she came across the first of the three little pigs................. he told her, the big bad wolf told me to tell you to get out of the forest because he is going to pull up your little red dress, pull down ...... Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Catholic School Girls A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a p***s?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Don't Kick The Cat A little farm boy was walking to the school bus one morning when he began kicking farm animals. First he kicked a pig. Then he kicked a chicken. Lastly he kicked a cow. His mother, watching from the kitchen window decided she would handle the situation after he returned from school. ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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