Southern Baptist Lady
The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday school every week. One Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine-looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward ......
Written on 15/01/2009

Idiot's Guide To Sex
IDIOT'S SEX GUIDE 1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. 2. There is no need for dice in role playing. 3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. 4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. 5. If ......
Written on 31/01/2009

Code Word For Sex
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to ......
Written on 31/01/2009

The Italian, Frenchman, And Texan
There are three guys, an Italian, a Frenchman and a Texan. They are all discussing what they do to get their women hot. The Italian says, "First I light a candle and drip hot liquid wax all over her body, then I follow with a tender nibbling at each spot ......
Written on 23/02/2009

Dictionary Of Dating
ATTRACTION... the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially ......
Written on 24/03/2009