Safety Tips For Men Who Visit Xxx Websites
SAFETY TIPS FOR MEN WHO VISIT XXX WEBSITES 1. It is unsafe to lick your monitor while it is ON. 2. The orifices in the back of your monitor are NOT intended for participation in the LIVE sex show. 3. The fan in your computer's power supply is ......
Written on 04/12/2008

Toilet Papaer
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet ......
Written on 11/12/2008

A Distinct Lack Of Imagination
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel ......
Written on 16/12/2008

Church Bells
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday ......
Written on 21/12/2008

Horse
A man walks into a strange bar with a horse in it. He finds that it belongs to the bartender. He approaches the bartender and makes a bet with him. He says" bartender I'll bet you free drinks for the rest of the night that I can make your horse laugh ......
Written on 29/12/2008