2 Guys In A Bunker
Two guys were in a bunker and one goes to the other "shit I got to do a shit, cover me while I run to another bunker" So he jumps out and his mate covers him until he jumps into another bunker. Half an hour later he's wondering shit where is ......
Written on 25/10/2008

What Are You Using For Bait ?
Two buddies were fishing at a favorite river one day, they had not gotten a bite since they arrived. Across the river and old lady was catching fish one after another. One of the men yelled across the river, mamm what are you using for bait? She replied back nite crawlers, ......
Written on 31/10/2008

Turner Brown
A short guy gets on the elevator with a tall guy. After a few minutes, the tall guy turns to him and says "7 feet tall. 300 lbs of solid muscle. 28 inch biceps. 12 inch d**k. Turner Brown" The short guy immediately faints. The tall guy shakes him til he ......
Written on 04/11/2008

Little Johnny Gives To The Sick
Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up ......
Written on 06/11/2008

The Dress
A 16 year old girl asks her father for 200.00 for a new dress. Hell no says the dad thats to much money for a dress. Please says the daughter Its for prom. Hell no 200.00 is a lot of money I ain't paying that so you can wear the dress ......
Written on 11/11/2008