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The First Time A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but ...... Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Wedding Breakfast Three guys, who have just got married, are sitting in their hotel bar after all the receptions, having a beer. As they talk, it transpires that all three are virgins, and are a bit naive of how many times they can expect to have sex with their new bride that evening. ...... Written on 16/10/2008 |
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Joke Of The Year! Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who are the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you ...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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The Dead Camel There was a Priest and a Nun crossing the desert on a camel one day when a terrible sand storm came. It lasted for 6 hours and when it finally cleared they were horrified to see their camel was dead. They had no food or water and the situation looked hopeless. ...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Backwoods Parents Teach Junior What Sex Is One day Ma and pa were sitting on the porch, when Pa said to Ma junior's 21 years old now" It's about time we teach him about sex". Ma said "ya know pa your right". So pa said to junior "hey junior come on out to the porch for ...... Written on 22/10/2008 |
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