Oh No You Didn't Just Say That
Scenerio:: You are in a club with friends dancing, laughing and having a good time. You feel a tap on your shoulder you turn around, and hear "baby if you were a mcdonalds hamburber you'd be the Mc gorgeous" A. should you laugh B. Cry C. Turn and run D all ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Pretty Bad
These two guys had been friends for a long time and every summer they went on a hiking trip together as a relaxing getaway, but this year on the 2nd day of the trip they decided to split up and see what they could find. That night sitting around the fire ......
Written on 12/06/2009

A Distinct Lack Of Imagination
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Grandfather's Portion Is In The Middle
There is this village near the MeoThai border where the clan is well know for their long D**k, minimum 12 inches long. One day a baby was born, and the village Patriach with his experience was aware the baby's D**k will be short by standard when grown up, and wanted to ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Penile Enlagment
A Man wanted to do something special for thier tenth wedding anniversary. His wife said for years that she wished his p***s was a little larger. When he went to the doctor it was to expensive. The doctor referred him to someone he could better afford. A veterinarian that could at ......
Written on 19/07/2009