Getting Women Hot
There are three guys, an Italian, a Frenchman and a Texan. They are all discussing what they do to get their women hot. The Italian says, "First I light a candle and drip hot liquid wax all over her body, then I follow with a tender nibbling at each spot ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Alien Sex
Farmer Brown and his wife were working in the field one day about dusk. As they were heading back to the house they saw a bunch of strange lights way out in the field. Upon ariving Farmer Brown and his wife saw a spaceship landing. They were approached by two aliens. ......
Written on 24/05/2009

20 Reasons Why...
20 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX! 1. YOU CAN GET CHOCOLATE! 2. "IF YOU LOVE ME YOU'LL SWALLOW THAT" HAS REAL MEANING WITH CHOCOLATE! 3. CHOCOLATE SATISFIES EVEN WHEN IT'S GONE SOFT! 4. YOU CAN SAFELY EAT CHOCOLATE WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING! 5. YOUY CAN ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Big Date
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, ......
Written on 24/05/2009

New Two-year Degree
A new two-year degree is being offered at many colleges and universities that many should be interested in: Becoming a real man. That's right, in just six trimesters your spouse or significant other can become a real man as well as earn an MAMale Arts degree. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: ......
Written on 24/05/2009