Chineese Sick Leave....
CHINESE SICK LEAVE Message "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Women And Men
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Man Of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man Of Your House.' He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will ......
Written on 10/09/2008

No Speakah De English
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of them say the following: 'Emma come first. Den I come. ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Plane
On a transatlantic flight a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she ......
Written on 10/09/2008