Smartest President
Mia Hamm, Hillary Clinton, George Busch, Pope II and young king school kid were traveling on a same plane, when all of a sudden plane started going down. However there were all 4 parachutes available. Mia Hamm grabbed first one and says "I am the best soccer player in the world, ......
Written on 26/09/2008

Dan Rather
Dan Rather of CBS News was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk - I've heard that plane flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, ......
Written on 27/09/2008

Bill Goes To Heaven
At the Pearly Gates of Heaven... "And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World." "Oh...Mr... President! What may I do for you?" asks St. Peter. "I'd like to come in, " ......
Written on 28/09/2008

Scientific Achievement
Russian, American and Canadian scientists are attending a conference to share their greatest achievements with the world. "We've taken a mans' finger, built a body around it and now he's out looking for work." The Russians brag. "We have beaten you, " The Americans quickly replied. "We've taken a mans' fingernail, ......
Written on 02/10/2008

Famous Quotes That Last A Generation...
Question: If you could live forever, would you, and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." ......
Written on 07/10/2008