Explaining Politics To Kids
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?" Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. ......
Written on 16/09/2008

Ramblings
1. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." 2. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospital dying of nothing. 3. The other night I ate at a real ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Pharmacology
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is called amoxicillin, and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a ......
Written on 22/09/2008

Of Course I'm Tired
OF COURSE I'M TIRED Yes, I'm tired. For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron, poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out, it ain't that. I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. ......
Written on 23/09/2008

New State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11, 623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing California: By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The ......
Written on 25/09/2008