Computer Virus
Monica Lewinsky virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Ronald Reagan virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Mike Tyson virus - Quits after one byte. Oprah Winfrey virus - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB. ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Did You Know.....
This is so typical of folks that get too "big for their breeches" lt And that is especially true of almost all government bureaucrats. Government Inspection: A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer. "I'm going to inspect your farm." The old ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Political Science For Dummies
Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form ......
Written on 13/09/2008

Marketing
The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is: 1.You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in ......
Written on 13/09/2008

2029 Headlines!
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court ......
Written on 14/09/2008