Goverment On The Job
Government on the Job A c**ky highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.' The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in that field.' The highway employee said, 'I have the ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Yankees Game!
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Bill And Hillary
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service agents directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Civics 101
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Bush And Cheney In A Diner
One day President Bush along with Vice President Cheney go to a diner in Washington for their lunch The waitress asks the VP "What will you have, Sir? Cheney replies "just some toast and a cup of hot tea" Ok, and for you, Mr. President?" "i'll have a quickie" says Bush ......
Written on 10/09/2008