Young Nurse!
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four-hour operation. A young nurse appears in his room to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse, " he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles ......
Written on 24/11/2008

Big Pig Contest
Three men are walking along a street chatting away. They look up to see a sign reading: "Pig Contest. Largest Pig Takes All" The three men look at each other and grin. Anybody can get a pig and fatten it up. The three men then go purchase a pig. They ......
Written on 27/11/2008

Old Man
Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. Yes, Nurse Tracy, " said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very ......
Written on 29/11/2008

24 Hours Left To Live
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love. Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have ......
Written on 30/11/2008

The Sperm Bank
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!" "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. ......
Written on 04/12/2008