A Stroke
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's ......
Written on 04/11/2008

He's Suffering From A Transient Psychosis With An Intermittent Rage Disorder, Punctuated By Episodic
A mother takes her son to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my son." "How old is he?" asked the psychiatrist. "He's 13." answered the mom. "Well, " said the doctor. "He's suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood ......
Written on 06/11/2008

The New Doctor
A woman went to her HMO. After about 15 minutes with one of the new doctors, she went screaming down the hall. Another doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was and she explained. The second doctor went back to the first and said, "What's the matter ......
Written on 16/11/2008

What A Way To Go...
At the funeral of a cardiologist he was given an elaborate send-off. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, ......
Written on 17/11/2008

Hot Mamma!
An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't ......
Written on 18/11/2008