Hospital Patients Charts
- She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. - Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. - On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it ......
Written on 22/10/2008

Hiv Positive
A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. "Doctor, I don't feel too good, " said the little paper bag. "Hmm, you look OK to me, " said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and ......
Written on 26/10/2008

Kiss Me Doctor
Doctor, doctor, please kiss me, " says the patient. "No, Im sorry, that would be against the code of ethics, " says the doctor. Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once." "No, Im sorry, I just cant" he says. Five minutes later, she asks ......
Written on 28/10/2008

Poor Old Hymie
86 year old Hymie at the Doctors: "Hymie my friend" says the Doc "I give you 6 months to live" "But Doctor, There's maybe a cure?" "Yes there is" says the doctor "But I don't think you'll ever find it" "Tell me what it is and I'll find it" ......
Written on 31/10/2008

Son In Law! Lmao!!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and ......
Written on 02/11/2008