I've Done A Very Bad Thing
I've done a very bad thing A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up. As ......
Written on 14/10/2008

Doctor Dave!!!!
There was a doctor that everyone called Doctor Dave. He was having an emotional struggle in his mind. He had two voices in his mind that were really getting to him. The first voice wasn't so bad. It kept saying, "Doctor Dave, calm down. You're not the first medical practioner that ......
Written on 16/10/2008

A Pregnant Woman In A Bank...
A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed. A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the hospital. Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her, "I have good and bad news ......
Written on 17/10/2008

Doctors Advice
2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY P***S!!". The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!". So he ......
Written on 17/10/2008

Simple Operation!
---------- A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter, sir?" He said, "I just heard the O.R. nurse say 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry. I'm sure it will be ......
Written on 18/10/2008