Vietnam Veteran's Last Wish
At the Va Hospital There's alot of old and young veteran whether crazy or not. A doctor goes into rm.545 and says: Mr. Johnson I got some bad news you are dying and nothing i can do to slow the process down and you only got 2 days left to live". ......
Written on 30/09/2008

Rotten Luck
A guy goes to Thailand and sleeps with a different hooker every night.He gets back to the States, and the next morning he sees that his johnson is black and shriveled.He goes to a hospital and asks a doctor for help. "It's bad, "the M.D. says."I have to amputate.""No, " says ......
Written on 03/10/2008

Man In Hospital......
Man in a Hospital bed , wearing an oxygen mask over his nose, "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black"?. Nurse raises his gown, holds his prick in one hand and his testicles in the other, She takes a close look and says "there is nothing wrong with them Sir", Man ......
Written on 09/10/2008

Sperm Donation
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens ......
Written on 11/10/2008

Going Home
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom ......
Written on 13/10/2008