Viewing Day
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy, " said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Oversized Members Of The Regiment
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized p***ses. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir, " the older one replied. "I see, " said the ......
Written on 10/09/2008

More Funny Or Oldies For Some
Couple in their 90's are both having problems remembering things .During a checkup , the doctor tells them that they're physically okay , but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.. Later that night, while watching TV , the old man gets up from his chair ......
Written on 10/09/2008

An Old-timey Farmer....
An old-timey farmer was plowing his field way out in the middle of no-where. It got so hot that he took all his clothes off since no one was going to see him anyway. As he turned his rig around at the end of the field, he disturbed a wild bee ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Changing Doctors
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After 2 visits and extensive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or ......
Written on 10/09/2008