Another Cop Joke
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. ......
Written on 06/11/2008

English Is A Hard Language
Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn 1 The bandage was wound around the wound. 2 The farm was used to produce produce. 3 The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4 We must polish the Polish furniture. ......
Written on 14/11/2008

Crowded Train
London, The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I ......
Written on 15/11/2008

Religious Bra
A man walked into the ladies' department of a Dillard's Department Store and said to the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B". "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Baptist, " said the man. "She said get a Baptist ......
Written on 19/11/2008

Whooops
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS ......
Written on 22/11/2008