Deck Of Cards
It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn't been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday, the holiest day of the week. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his ......
Written on 27/10/2008

Millitary Humor
Different Military Services In an effort to ensure proper training and readiness among the military services, Congress has approved the following changes to basic principles of recruit training: HAIRCUTS: Marines: Heads will be shaved. Army: Stylish flat-tops for all recruits. Navy: No haircut standard. Air Force: Complete makeovers as ......
Written on 30/10/2008

Airport Joke
10 Things You Don't Want To Hear In The Airport: 10. "We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding will start at 20." 9. "I'm sorry madam, but we cannot allow you to bring your cat on board. We don't know yet the effects of high radiation ......
Written on 31/10/2008

Year's Best Headlines
I don't vouch for the authenticity but I do affirm that this appeared in my mailbox and that it started my day with a smile: THE YEAR'S BEST ACTUAL HEADLINES OF 2004: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police ......
Written on 02/11/2008

5 Stages Of Drunkenness
Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking ......
Written on 06/11/2008