The Young Swedish Au Pair
had been working for the Schmitts for more than a year. While hardworking and efficient, she still struggled with English. One day she told Mrs. Schmitt that she had received good news from her boyfriend Sven. "He is coming visit me from army next week!" "That's wonderful, " the ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Taking Her For A Ride
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Thank You For Flying Lufthansa
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain : "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean". The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Pirates
One day, a pirate ship is cruising the seas off the coast of England when the scout yells, "There's a English ship on the horizon." Immediately, the crew looks to the captain, who valiantly says, "Bring me my red shirt." The captain dons the shirt & the British ship commences the ......
Written on 20/10/2008

The Letter You Waited A Life Time For
THE LETTER YOU WAITED A LIFE TIME FOR My uncle was a doctor and always had wanted to be on the battle field. He was always telling us how to clean a battle wound and dress it etc, he even had a collection of battlefield medical gear. Several months before ......
Written on 20/10/2008