In Flight Announcements
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real questionable - but fun nevertheless examples that have been heard or reported: 1. From a southwest airlines employee: "there may be 50 ways to leave your ......
Written on 04/10/2008

Describe In Detail How And Where This Accident Occurred
My wife and I met while we were serving in the Peace Corps. By the time we left the service, we were expecting our first child. Strangely, pregnancy and childbirth are covered under "workman's comp." Filling out the forms proved to be a challenge with questions like "Describe in detail how ......
Written on 07/10/2008

Cabin Boy, Get Me My Red Shirt.
A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. The captain says, "Cabin boy, get me my red shirt." So, he gets his red shirt and they victoriously battle the pirates. Several days later, they spot another pirate ship off the port ......
Written on 16/10/2008

Indian Scout
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". ......
Written on 19/10/2008

Soldiers Payout
On returning from battle in the Falkland Islands, 3 soldiers are asked to report to their commander. The commander states that because of services rendered the army will pay each soldier a sum of 100 pound per inch on their bodies, from one point to another of their choice. ......
Written on 20/10/2008