Shin: A Device For Finding Furniture In The Dark.
Monday is an awful way to spend 17th of your life Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? If there is no God, ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Only In New York
Only in New York! A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Camel Sex Or Camel Ride
A new American Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of his new outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Ship To Europe...
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Old Military Humor
Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons." After a few minutes ......
Written on 10/09/2008