Gay Guy Walks Into A Bar Joke.
This gay guy walks into a bar and sits down and says "Bartender, I'll take a drink." The bartender replies "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The gay guy says, "look, I only want one drink and I won't bother anybody." "When I'm done my drink, I'll just get up ......
Written on 19/11/2008

Putting Their Grandfather In A Nursing Home
A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Catholic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit grandpa. "How do you like it here?" asks ......
Written on 27/11/2008

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job four years ago, he hasn't even looked for ......
Written on 29/11/2008

Fitness Program
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 50 lbs as soon as possible due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. Guaranteed. Yeah right!" ......
Written on 04/12/2008

Are My Testicles Black?
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse, " he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash ......
Written on 07/12/2008