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One fine day in the forest, Mr Rabbit is on his daily run when he sees a giraffe rolling a joint. Giraffe, oh Giraffe! he calls. Why do you do drugs? Come run with me instead! So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the rabbit. Then they come ......
Written on 27/10/2008

82 Year Old Virgin
This 82 year old woman who is a virgin has been having this bad itch so she goes to a doctor and explains that her crotch has been itching. The doctor looks and says yup you have crabs. She says no shes a virgin theres no way she can have crabs. ......
Written on 30/10/2008

3 Lady Friends
Three lady friends always meet for lunch on Thursdays. One Thursday Anne says, "There's this thing, when I go down on my John, his balls are always cold." "Funny you should say that", says Mary. "my Franks balls are always cold too". "EEAUUWWWWWWGHHHHHH" says Nancy, "that's disgusting. How can you both ......
Written on 01/11/2008

Beer Study
The P***s Study- Canadians are so smart The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's P***s was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and 180, 000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man ......
Written on 01/11/2008

Idiot's Guide To Sex :-
If she says she is a virgin that doesn't mean she is from a state in the South. Silence doesn't mean your performance leaves her speechless. If you're going to call out a name make sure it's the right one. Choking the chicken is not something done at farms. Spanking the ......
Written on 05/11/2008