Thoughts To Make You Laugh
1. Losing all your friends Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends." 2. Brother wanted A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother".... ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Oops, Mistaken Identity?
Senator Hillary Clinton and former Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl-to-girl talks, and Hillary said to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men seeking sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he was ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Sex Calorie Guide
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Vaseline
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandmother, "Where's Mom and dad?" she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandmother "where's Mom ......
Written on 13/09/2008

Virgins
A virgin is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. ......
Written on 14/09/2008