Lingerie
An old man goes to a lingerie store to buy his wife a nighty. The woman behind the counter asks, "What do you have in mind?" "I want something real sexy." says the geazer. "Well , this one's the sheerest we have. It's 200." "I'll take it." he says. The man ......
Written on 24/05/2009

That Sucks!
A man has a 15 inch p***s and comes in to see a doctor. Being upset about the huge size, he explains the doctor that all girls are afraid of him and his p***s and he wants to shorten it. Doctor thinks for a second and replies: "I can't help you ......
Written on 24/05/2009

A Scottish Tourist At His First Baseball Game...
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Husband's Revenge
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Do It Like Mammals
A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. Doctor, she says, my husband just doesnt satisfy me sexually anymore. Hmm, replies the doctor. Have you considered taking a lover? I did that, she says, and Im still not getting enough sex to satisfy me. How about taking another lover? I keep trying ......
Written on 12/06/2009