Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't ......
Written on 23/05/2009

The Fourth Affair
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry, " she said, "stand in the corner." Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to, " ......
Written on 24/05/2009

What Are Politics
A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Onions And Christmas Trees
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm. In her thirties to forties, ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Drunken Idiot
A drunk walks into a bar, sits down demands a drink. "Get out" yells the bartender. "I don't serve drunks in here." The guy staggers out the front door, and returns through the side door, sits down, bangs his fist and loudly demands a drink. " I thought I just told ......
Written on 24/05/2009