One Liners
How can you make a gay man scream twice? F**k him real hard. Then wipe your d**k off on his curtains. Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses. Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes. What do you call ......
Written on 29/12/2008

Round The Campfire
The scene is set, night, cold, campfire, stars twinkle in the dark night Sky. Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting round a campfire near Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous. At night of ......
Written on 06/01/2009

P***s Studies
Here's one for research scientists and applied epistemologists. In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's p***s was larger than the shaft. After one year and 180, 000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give ......
Written on 13/02/2009

Government Spending
Government Spending... From Routers wire service London, 15 June 1995... "The French health ministry invested 5, 000, 000 in a research project to find out why the male p***s has a head on it. They concluded that it gave the woman more pleasure. The Germans, not to be ......
Written on 13/02/2009

A Cucumber, A Pickle, And A P***s
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a p***s sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have ......
Written on 25/03/2009