Ode To Mammagram
Ode to a Mammogram For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts, Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, And my bra I always wore. After 30 years ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Escaped Convict
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he ......
Written on 10/09/2008

The Gorilla
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. he's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless wstraps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass infront of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Prisoned P***s
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Best Sex He Ever Had
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our uninformed ......
Written on 10/09/2008