A Pshycic Little Boy!
A little boy walks into the room telling his Mom "I know how old you are", she says "How old am I?" he replies you are 30 years old. He says, "I also know how tall you are", she says "How tall am I?" he replies "you are 5 ft. 6." ......
Written on 26/01/2009

Your Mama
Your mama's so dumb, when the weather reporter said it was chili outside, she came out with a bowl. Your mama is so poor, when i rang the door bell, she stuck her head out the window and said, "Ding Dong". Your mama's so dumb she put a dime in the ......
Written on 31/01/2009

A Day From Hell
One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with the Devil. The Devil asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad, " the Devil said. "We actually have ......
Written on 13/02/2009

Lil Johnny Returns
One day Little Johnny came home from school and asked his mom what they were having for dinner.She said that it was a surprise and him and his brother would have to guess what it is after they try it.Well dinner time came and they started eating it, but they couldnt ......
Written on 23/02/2009

Sobbing Wife
gtUpon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly thismorning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would evenanswer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist anddemand an apology. ......
Written on 05/03/2009