3 Drunk Guys
Three friends are talking about one night the previous week in which they all got hammered. The first guy says, "I was so drunk, the first thing I did when I got home was blow chunks." The second guy says, "I didn't even make it into my house. I ......
Written on 29/11/2008

Daddy's Apples
A little boy walks into the bathroom just as his dad is getting out of the shower. He looks puzzled, points, and asks "Daddy, what are those?" His dad, thinking fast, replies, "Son, those are my apples." The little boy walks into the kitchen and yells, "Mommy, I saw Daddy's apples ......
Written on 07/12/2008

What's In A Name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. 'Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm'? 'Because he was conceived during a mighty storm', she said. Then he asked 'Why is my sister named Cornflower'? 'Well your father and I were ......
Written on 09/12/2008

Arctic Surprise!
A penguin having having automobile trouble pulls into local garage. The car is has black smoke coming out the tail pipe. After hearing the mechanic says it would take a while to check out the problem, the penguin waddles out to wait at a nearby ice cream pub to order a ......
Written on 09/12/2008

It's Alright To Be Itty Bitty
A guy walks into a bar with his midget wife and takes a stool, with his wife standing next to him. The bartender was busy at the other end and didn't see them when they walked in. When he got done serving the customers there, he walked down the bar and ......
Written on 09/12/2008