Too Cute...
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. They use him to keep crowds back, said one ......
Written on 13/11/2008

Olaf & Sven
Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter, " he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. "Yiminy ......
Written on 17/11/2008

Today's Joke:
An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone, he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the end to pay off his debts, and if anyone has gone to heaven, he ......
Written on 24/11/2008

What Has Three Legs, Takes 10 Hours To Climb Up A Palm Tree...
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. "I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay ......
Written on 25/11/2008

Time Piece
A guy was riding his dirt bike down a trail one day when he hapened up on an old indian lying on the ground with an erection sticking straight up. The guy asks "what the hell are you doing?" The Indian replied " Me tellum time" The guy rides on shaking ......
Written on 26/11/2008