A Quick Joke
You know you're getting old when you don't care where your wife goes as long as you don't have to go along. One More Joke: An old couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband got out of bed and went ......
Written on 12/06/2009

New House
A couple was having a new house built. It was nearing completion, and it was time to meet with the contractor on the paint colors for each room. In the downstairs living room, the couple told the contractor, "We want this room to be very relaxing. Please paint this room ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Just A Burger
An elderly woman aproaches the counter at a hamburger stand. She tells the counterperson "I want a plain hamburger, that's it, just a burger." Calling out, one plain, order up!" the counterperson takes her money. Looking behind the counter into the kitchen, she sees a very large and dirty man take ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Tombstone Talk!
A man out on his daily walk always goes by the local graveyard. Every day he sees the same guy kneeling down talking to a headstone. He hears the guy saying "I'ts a shame you're not around anymore." "Your time here was much too short." and "I wish you were still ......
Written on 19/07/2009

The River
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able ......
Written on 19/07/2009