Identifying The Body
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Ok, Did You Hear The News?
Ladies, you need to stop bugging your man to do stuff around the house! Didn't you know, you are endangering his health and well being when you do that? IT'S TRUE!!! That "honey do" list? You know, "honey do this honey do that!" ? It has got to stop! According to ......
Written on 12/06/2009

For Women Only
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Redneck Love Poem
REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Who Designed The Human Body?
A group of friends were talking about the type of engineer that designed the human body. The first felt that it had to have been a mechanical engineer. After all, look at all the joints, levers, and linkages in the skeletal structure. The next was sure that the body was ......
Written on 12/06/2009