Confirming Appointments
My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company. One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to that household. One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Pecans In The Cemetary
Subject: Pecans in the Cemetery On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Religion
A Priest, a Vicar and a Rabbi were sat talking about the differences in their Religious beliefs. Finally the thalk got round to what they do with the collection plate money. The Priest says "50 to me, for my upkeep, 50to God, thru Mother Church" The Vicar says "75 ......
Written on 24/05/2009

What Not To Say To A Man
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Pinching Pennies
As an airline reservation agent, I took a call from a man who wanted to book a flight for two but wasn't happy with the price of 59 per ticket. "I want the 49 fare I saw advertised, " he insisted, saying he would accept a flight at any time. I ......
Written on 12/06/2009