Anniversaries And Men
Who says men dont remember anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds Him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He ......
Written on 25/03/2009

Airplane Passengers
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes that she is headed straight toward his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Low and behold, she takes the ......
Written on 12/05/2009

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: She's having triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good: Your wife is not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Everything Has A Gender
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. 1 Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2 Copiers are Female, because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Blatant Racial Discrimination
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?" Sarah says, "I played in the sand box." The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." She ......
Written on 23/05/2009