Alphabet Fun
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today's lesson. "I'll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let's begin. A" All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost coming out of his seat trying to get ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Hell Just Got Nicer
An engineer dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the gate and says, "What! An Engineer! You're in the wrong place! Beat it!" So, he goes down to Hell, and gets settled in. But he soon becomes dissatisfied with conditions there, and begins to make improvements. Before long, ......
Written on 10/09/2008

What Soda Are You?
Three female friends are sitting around one day talking about thier boyfriends. They all discover that thier names are all Leroy. They decide to name them all after soda pops so theyll know who thier talking about. The first girl decides to name hers 7-up. Because hes 7 inches and is ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Nudist Camp Visit
A young boy had been taken for his first visit to a nudist camp by his parents. He was surprised at the different sizes of the male organs and mentioned it to his father. The father, being rather well endowed, explained that it was a measure of intelligence, the big ones ......
Written on 10/09/2008

For All Those Guys Who Are King
For all those guys who are King, until their wife gets home..... Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie. 'And how did this one end?' 'When it was over, ' ......
Written on 10/09/2008