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A Texas Baby
A Texan walks into a bar and orders drinks for the house because, he announced, his wife has just given birth to "a typical Texas baby boy weighing 20 pounds!" He's showered with congratulations as well as exclamations about the baby's enormous size. One woman faints from sympathy pains. Two weeks ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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New Lord's Prayer
CEO of Kentucky Fried Chicken gets an audience with the Pope in Rome. He says, "Holy Father, I would like to contribute 100 million to the Church, but first there's a little thing that I'd like you to do for me." "That's very generous of you, my son," Pope says, "What ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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Adam And Eve
Adam is walking down a beach, lamenting about how lonely he is... "DAMN I'm lonely!" when suddenly the clouds part, lightning flashes, and the voice of God booms down "ADAM..." "Yes Lord?" "Do you want... a woman?" "Sure!" so suddenly, there appeared a beautiful woman... Adam was so happy and smitten! ......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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